i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"
best photo set ever
NEW ZEALAND ❤️
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’